😀 Rough and politically wrong.
In a fake TV documentary many years ago, some faked 'Citizens of Poland' in very loud clothes 'claimed' that their deceased uncle had authored every pop song of the last century, and proceeded to prove this by playing them with tubas and other very loud instruments - making every one sound like a polka.
The whole extended family joins in, 'Seductive Sis' sings while her pay-by-call phone number is displayed on the screen, and so on.
"Having stolen their electricity" (another bad cliche, if anything, we're stealing theirs), they are 'forced' to turn the volume down to a whisper from their side so as not to attract too much attention, thereby forcing everyone watching the show to turn up their own TV sets to *full volume* so as to even hear anything - knowing full well they would suddenly turn it up again at the other end, but not WHEN...
After lulling the audience by drawing it into the nationwide party until way past midnight, "Aunty Marushka", dancing at the controls, heated by the beat, suddenly and out of nowhere kicks the volume into overdrive with abandon, making EVERY SINGLE TV SET in Germany running that show suddenly and simultaneously roar out full-blast polka dance music at *full volume* in the middle of the night, and every one still watching or perhaps using the bathroom lunge for their remote control to cut the volume again - which then takes a few seconds.
And forget at what point that just happened.
So it worked every time.
In a fake TV documentary many years ago, some faked 'Citizens of Poland' in very loud clothes 'claimed' that their deceased uncle had authored every pop song of the last century, and proceeded to prove this by playing them with tubas and other very loud instruments - making every one sound like a polka.
The whole extended family joins in, 'Seductive Sis' sings while her pay-by-call phone number is displayed on the screen, and so on.
"Having stolen their electricity" (another bad cliche, if anything, we're stealing theirs), they are 'forced' to turn the volume down to a whisper from their side so as not to attract too much attention, thereby forcing everyone watching the show to turn up their own TV sets to *full volume* so as to even hear anything - knowing full well they would suddenly turn it up again at the other end, but not WHEN...
After lulling the audience by drawing it into the nationwide party until way past midnight, "Aunty Marushka", dancing at the controls, heated by the beat, suddenly and out of nowhere kicks the volume into overdrive with abandon, making EVERY SINGLE TV SET in Germany running that show suddenly and simultaneously roar out full-blast polka dance music at *full volume* in the middle of the night, and every one still watching or perhaps using the bathroom lunge for their remote control to cut the volume again - which then takes a few seconds.
And forget at what point that just happened.
So it worked every time.
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